So, the background on this: I saw someone at work whose job appeared to be leaning against a door to hold it open. He wasn't greeting anyone or closing it and then opening it for people. Just leaning against it, and it occurred to me that he could easily have his entire career "outsourced" to a block of wood.
Transcript for those using audible readers:
Header panel:
The Damn Days...um...comic, I guess number 1, 2/22/19, @stellalovecharm
Panel 1:
An elderly man with short hair looking angry.
Someone speaking off-panel: "I'm sorry Harold, we're letting you go. They've decided to replace you."
The elderly man: "What?! With who?!"
Panel 2:
A hand holding a wooden wedge.
Someone speaking off-panel: "With this!"
Harold speaking off-panel: "What is that? Some kinda 3D triangle?"
Someone speaking off-panel: "Basically!"