Thank you paul, I appreciate it. I predict you will win in the near future... Call it my gift of fors-ight...

Thank you Brendan for selecting me as the week 2 winner. I didnt expect to win, but had fun trying to come up with an original pun.

Anyways, here is my entry this week:

Why is it impossible for a jedi to ever defeat their mother?

Because ma will always just equal the force.

(Newtons 2nd Law - (F)orce = (m)ass x (a)cceleration)