My Funny Valentine (Lymmerik's Limerick Contest - Valentine Edition)

This is my entry for the Limmerick Contest- Valentine Edition hosted by Lymmerik. You can click Lymmerik's Limerick Valentine Edition Contest" to read more about this.

Valentine's Day

My Funny Valentine

This year's valentine falls on a Wednesday
And as a Catholic, it's compulsorily Ash Wednesday
Babe's acting all crass
For me, it's Mass
Or we stick to Champions League Matchday.

Thanks all for having me. I hope Hive account@lymmerik and every other person gets a hearty laugh from this post.