Welcome to Punday Monday!
If you’re new here, pull up a stool, order a pie-nt, and get to know some of the regulars! I’m your puntender, 
You can jump in any time, and if you aren’t sure how to make a pun, here’s a handy dandy guide:
https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
If you’re an oldtimer, welcome back! Get to know some of the whippersnappers, here, have a pun-nt on the house (What do you get when you cross an avocado with a doughnut? An avoca do not serve that to me.). You might be interested in the results of our first annual best pun contest:
https://steemit.com/contest/@freewritehouse/punday-monday-year-one-day-awards-ceremony
If you’re an any-timer, old or whipper, make sure you visit 
Hang on to your punderwear...
There’s no business like show business, so let’s show you the business we’re dealing with today!
Here’s last week’s post, and all the puns that are eligible to win this week are in the comments!
https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/punday-monday-58-new-players-welcome
Rookie of the Week!
Goes to 
Pocket Choice awards
Every Friday, I put up a post to solicit audience favorites! They can vote on their favorites by sending POCKET to whomever they want to win. This week’s post is here: https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/pocket-friday-pun-post
As you can see, we have a tie this week! I won’t do this every time, but this week, we’ll crown them both POCKET Choice Award winners!
Congrats to 
Congrats to 
Is 2 (minus the confirm fee, so 1)!
If YOU want to learn about POCKET, so you can participate in voting for your favorites, go ahead and check out this link
https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/pocket-friday-for-punday-monday-here-s-a-way-to-use-your-pocket-and-get-a-laugh
You can also check out more info by 
Regardless,
The folks in the POCKET Choice winner's circle are 
and our grand prize...
The prize for best pun
Best pun of the entire week
Winner of our weekly SBI share giveaway
Best Overall Pun
DRUMROLL, PLEASE
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For the wham bam of sadness and funniness that comes from the civil war puns! Such well designed puns on such a painful topic!
And what prizes do they win, you ask?
Why, as usual, all the punsters got full strength upvotes on their submissions.
Our category winners will each get to choose a post (of their own or someone else's) and I will give that post a fully powered upvote and a 
And the big, exciting prize of 1 SBI will go to
This week's pun topic is...
Rapid!
As in,
Why do Muslims win races during Ramadan? Because they FAST!
Perfect,
I'm so good at puns....
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I've entered this contest in the 
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