Welcome to Punday Monday!

New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, Hive account@improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

• If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
• Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winners of This Week's PUNday Monday Are...

(GIF by Hive account@littlescribe)

Rookie of the Week:

Hive account@rainite!

Pocket Choice Awards:

I am of the opinion that there are four responses to creative works one doesn’t like.
Constructive criticism. Help them get better!
Useful review. Help audience members know which of them will like and which won’t like this piece.
Outdo them. Demonstrate to yourself and others what “good” looks like.
Keep it to yourself.
There is, however, only one way to respond to creative work one DOES like.
Send them POCKET.
What pun was your favorite?
https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/6vyys9-pocket-friday

Oooo, Hive account@rainite again!

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• POCKET Choice Winner's Circle Season One:

Hive account@aloha-creations, Hive account@professorbromide, Hive account@tcpolymath, Hive account@miniature-tiger, Hive account@lilygolightly, Hive account@chrisroberts, Hive account@stinawog, Hive account@f3nix, Hive account@doctorcrypto, Hive account@heroic15397, Hive account@littlescribe, Hive account@diebitch, Hive account@acolucky, Hive account@ablaze, and Hive account@paul.atreides.

• POCKET Choice Winners' Circle Season Two:

Hive account@ablaze, Hive account@coinsandchains, Hive account@dollarsandsense, Hive account@doctorcrypto, Hive account@heroic15397, Hive account@littlescribe, Hive account@jk6276, Hive account@acolucky, Hive account@deceth, Hive account@richatvns, Hive account@wpkwolfe, Hive account@stanism, Hive account@lordoffaux, Hive account@blockingback, Hive account@theartofori, Hive account@rainite, and Hive account@mensa-sig

• POCKET Choice Winners' Circle Season Three:

It’s still season two.

Grand Prize (which isn’t bigger than the other prizes, just grander):

• Best Pun

• Best Pun of the Entire Week

• Best Overall Pun

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

It would have been even better with a video of you doing that accent, but I performed it aloud for Hive account@stinawog, and she laughed out loud, so you know it’s a winner.

And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?

• Full Strength, 100% Upvote!

Why, as usual, all the punsters got full strength upvotes on their submissions from Hive account@improv. This week they also got votes from Hive account@freewritehouse! They will next week, too! Together, these upvotes could total in excess of five whole cents!

• SBI

Which are little bitty upvotes on all your content forever. See Hive account@steembasicincome for details. I’ll send one to all of our qualified entrants this week!
Our entrants were:
Hive account@rainite, Hive account@doctorcrypto, Hive account@acolucky, Hive account@diebitch, Hive account@paul.atreides, Hive account@jk6276, Hive account@sumatranate,
Our winners get bonus prize SBI for winning!

Congrats, Hive account@rainite(x2!), Hive account@doctorcrypto

• Hive account@improv 100% upvote to the post of your choice

Our category winners will each get to choose a post (of their own or someone else's) and I will give that post a fully powered upvote (subject to Hive account@improv’s discretion)

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Flute (thanks Hive account@stinawog!)

As in,
There once was a window who wanted to get with a flute. But the flute thought the window was too much of a sinner. The window tried everything to change the flute’s mind. It even cleaned the part of itself that is good for leaning out of. It used aluminum foil to cover itself. At last the flute was willing to agree that they had a lot in common. The flute had a silver tube, and the window had sill virtue.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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Sponsors, related content, prizes, and money

Sponsors!

Hive account@improv/ Hive account@freewritehouse

I mean, am I a sponsor of my own contest? Yes? I guess? Also, because I’m involved in Hive account@freewritehouse and they’ve/we’ve hosted Punday Monday events over on that page, I’d like to suggest that they (we) are also a sponsor! Regardless, check out the Hive account@freewritehouse community! Furthermore, they/we’re using their SP to upvote your puns!

Related Content:

• Hive account@freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week
• Hive account@steembasicincome has a contest round-up (that includes us) where you can find more opportunities to win SBI.
• Hive account@contestkings features our contest and MORE!

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SBI

Do you like what I do, and want to support me with more than your upvote? Buy me Steem Basic Income, and we’ll both get returns forever! Just send 1 steem to Hive account@steembasicincome with Hive account@improv in the memo line! Do you want to support the steem fiction writers who are putting out books and getting the name of Steem out there in the wider world, too? Then put Hive account@steemfiction in the memo line! Don’t care about SBI yourself? Put Hive account@improv:Hive account@steemfiction in the memo line, and both those accounts will get the support! (but you won’t. But you’ll get the support of my love.)

LUMENS

We’ll each get $10 of Stellar Lumens if you use this link. You have to answer 5 short questions, each question is worth $2
https://www.coinbase.com/earn/xlm/invite/z8nb4dqf