So @necromortis has initiated a Battle of the Beards Competition and I can't resist entering. I know my entry is not the traditional entry, but hey why not. All I can say is any male can grow a beard,

A bee beard is something that non-beekeepers have a hard time comprehending. I often get asked: Why???? How did you get them on you? How many times did you get stung? How did you get them to stay? What