The wife works nights, continental shifts. Three on, three off. This means that on weekdays I need to cook our dinner at an ungodly hour of the morning so that: The wife can spend a bit longer in bed and

I like buying my Sunday meat joint from the high street butcher. I know it's more expensive but: I'm supporting local businesses. I like the experience. Another reason is they let Charlie come into the

Wife: "I can't turn my phone on!" Me: "Is it charged up?" Wife "It was working last night; I USED IT!" The wife plugs her phone into the charger. Me: "What's it saying?"