Porn star Stormy Daniels is suing President Trump for defamation for something he said in a tweet. When they heard this, Muslims, African-Americans, gays, and Hillary Clinton said, “You can do that?” –Conan

The porn star that claims she had an affair with the president is now suing him. Man, it's so weird – it's almost as if we DID elect a Clinton! --Conan O'Brien