I wish this wasn't just a lump of bottle caps. A lump, a small one, to be precise. I wish it had a lot of meaning and maybe if I let myself get carried away with creative writing and just write and write

The bottle is to blame. I opened that small bottle of apple cider I bought the other day and the three of us shared it. It was a mini bottle of 4.1% cider - you can't even get drunk on this, nor do you