I'm no stranger to dead-end jobs with awful pay, particularly when the economy is sick, so I'm not faulting Bulls for putting on his polyester uniform and donning his standard "M" cap. But I

Another turbulent night of non-sleep has brought a bonus post! The bearish overlord sits with confidence in front of his slimy stash of fiat, smirking as his bullish peasants starve in their mud huts.

This is the part where I upload more gut-wrenching Bull vs. Bear art and someone prevents me from binge eating a truck of ice cream (including the actual truck) by saying, "You'd be crazy to sell