All right, Readers, it's time for another one of those nitty-gritty subjects no one likes to talk about, yet all of us have to deal with; cleaning up after your zombie house pet. For those of us who've

*Once upon a time, I presented a new flash story every week. That was back in the days when I worked in a call center, thus could write while helping people reset their phones. Kept me from going too crazy.