A cat that got scalded, will never ever get near the fire That is the rough translation of this Kapampangan quote or saying.

Misan emu kailangan maging seryosu o malalam kareng kekang amanu lalu na nung buri me akwa simpatya o atensyun ing metung a tawu. Ing gawan mu magpatula ka mu at ing metung a paralan gumamit kang kasebyan

Ing peka madalas kung darandaman a kasebyan. Tungkol ya keng katamaran; dapat galaw galaw anapin banta atin kang apala.

Asabi tamu atin la sense of humour deng Cabalen kalupa na namu ning kasebyan for today. Patse babasan ke eku apigilan ing mipakayli ku pero atin ya katuturan. Yapin siguru ita ing metung kareng dahilan

Kasanting na pangagawa ing kasebyan ayne. Magtugma la reng dulo (rhyme) kaybat balamu salungat (irony) la reng adwang linya. Mapayit at Manyaman. Ika Cabalen nanu ing pakahulugan mu keng kasebyan ayni?

"Anta Ing Manakla Keng Pisamban Yang Makarine?" Manakla means to poop and pisamban is a place for worship. What a shameful situation to be in right? A kapampangan would say this phrase above