In my galaxy, we have the technology to replace severed limbs so of course we could repair this stupid scar on my face. But I decided to keep it because chicks dig scars. Sexy image.

I've been standing here for like 3 hours waiting for this girl to contact me. src We have this special bond where we can experience each other's environment. I'd like to experience her in a wet shirt.

So they had some stupid awards for acting and movies last night. Not that I really care, but I didn't win again. Which is total b.s. considering that I acted like I didn't hate my dad for like 12 years.

I'm not sure if you have heard, but I can do this really cool trick with this one girl who is nobody and comes from nowhere. We can interact physically without being in the same place. It's pretty hot.

This is what it would be like if I were like the typical Force user. src But it's not because I don't suck enough to get my arm cut off like every other idiot.

Everybody always tells me what a great guy my dad was and how I should have patched things up with him. Here's an old home movie of their "hero". "I'm nice men." No you're not jerk!

So that girl wasn't impressed with my dance routine. But that's ok. We all know that you're my true Valentine. And Valentine's Day is lame.

I think this one girl is really into me but she keeps playing it really cool. At the Valentine's Dance, I am going to show her my sweet dance moves. I think she is really going to like them. I've been

I got a new decoration for my office. I can't wait for someone to piss me off so I can cut this to ribbons.

I found a video of me when I was a youngling. What kind of monster would send away such a smart, powerful and adorable youngling? And people still wonder why I hate my dad so much.

If you are going to Force link to someone when you are about to get in the shower, it is polite to warn them to put up their umbrella before turning on the water. source I guess some people are just assholes.

What do I think about General Hux? One word: Pussy source

Hey girl (no one you know), You're so hot that I can't even take my eyes off of you when I sign my name. How about you and I fill out some mortgage documents so I can stare at you all day long? OMG I'm

Do you think that this is a good picture for my tinder profile? I added a little gray so it would really pop. source Not that I care what you think.

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises

My Dad is the absolute lamest ever. Sometimes he runs up to me and yells "mind meld"! source He knows how much I despise Star Trek. Sometimes I just wish he were dead.

I'm so hardcore even my hair care products are black. That is hella hardcore. source

I'm not saying I'm really that into this girl. I just thought it would be cool to spend like 64 hours editing and putting this video together. Don't look into it too much.

I was the captain of the fencing team. A girl beat me on her first day. I'm going to quit. But what do I do with all of the equipment I already bought?

Some jerks out there are asking, "What would it be like if Kylo Ren were a girl?" I don't know. But I have a better question for them. What would it be like if you were dead?