Bacha Bhai se: Baarish ka pani kahan jamah hota hai? Bhai (Ghuse se): Mere sar mein. Bacha: Ussi Waja se aap ki naak se paani behta hai....

Ek chor Saat baar chori kar ke pakda jata hai Saatvi baar Judge ne use bola: Tumhen sharam nahin aati saatvi baar is court mein aa rhe ho. Toh chor bola: Aap ko sharam nahin aati, main to saatvi baar aa

Judge chor se: Chori kyon karte ho? Chor masumiat se: Chori nahin karoon ga toh aap se mulakat kaise hoge!

Santa ne “Live Radio Station” call ki : Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ? RJ: ji Haan Santa: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ? R.J: Haan Santa: Yani ghar mein jo meri biwi Radio sunn rahi hai.. wo