When I was a young warthog I did so much stupid stuff. This is a story from the 'Trying to be Funny in Front of Your Friends' chapter of my teens. School was cancelled one afternoon, so I tagged along

Good reason as well. How boring. I have this problem where all my song titles are bad puns. This song 'Not Interested' is no different. But I guess realising is the first step, right? Somewhere around

WELCOME TO THE EMPIRE! In my job, I often come across the surveying term 'Crown Land'. The term refers to land that isn't already owned privately, but basically means at some point, some royal geezer probably