Turkey Shoot A turkey shoot seemed like great fun. So I broke out my grandpa's old gun. I said broke? It exploded! I thought it unloaded - And the turkey? That year we had none. Thanks for reading my entry

There once was an old man named Pop Smoking weed the old man couldn't stop With the ring of the bell Pop thinks he's in hell Because Mom's dinner guest is a cop

Here's my official entry for the lymmerick's limericks contest. It's a limerick about my least favourite teacher, well imaginary teacher though. Hope you love it. My 5th grade teacher was short and fat