Police made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Bloomington mortician: 218 embalmed human penises. Authorites suspected 54-year old Paul Houston,

Mortician - Rabid

“I’m here to put the “FUN” in funeral service.” And with that, after a few cringes, I ended my speech in trying to become class president. Not just any class president. But the class president for my state

Right from the jump, I was outcast. When I thought they were laughing with me, they were laughing at me. I always knew this, but it’s what I wanted. I always craved attention; it just didn’t matter to