The Columbian Meat House is proud to announce we are officially reopened for business! So, come on down and grab a hunk of meat. Chef Hector "The Greasy Man Hole" is out jail and ready to serve.

Smart gets dumber and grosser. Enjoy your mystery meat and bug burgers. Capitalist hogs will never get rid of their guilt by paying it forward and producing a billion dollar burger or cruelty free clean