I like imagining the old John McClane (the one from the first three movies) talking about the economy. That man would bring the truth...irony, sarcasm...it would be pithy, maybe even catchy... Yippee ki-yay,

"BREAKING!!! There is a live hostage situation at the Nakatomi building in downtown Los Angeles. A German terrorist group is alleged to be behind the hostage taking of members of a Christmas party

More reports are coming in confirming earlier reports.

"Police, SWAT, and FBI are surrounding Nakatomi Plaza at this hour after a police officer was reportedly fired upon. The police officer had stopped by the building after receiving what was initially