Lots of Triples, one of them is from our own province Groningen! And we've got a whisky liqueur on the side a Southern Comfort. And a story in line with this time of the year. Though it might be a challenge

Aa first eea waaz mift. Boddaa beekeam sjuffed efter eea weal. Aaw buggerat, dinna wen oal dooan daa pottee nooa. Weeas meea troops goan toowa? Ettes spiorad na Samhna tadeea, fer meea ansasters seeak!