Well, crap. Morals, ethics and BBQ with Galen. Just like with the breasty volcano picture, it seems like he’s dead set to out me, to do that thing that is always frowned upon, the cliché, right after the

I just knew it was going to be: One of THOSE days today. 😞 Customer: "Nobody from HP has been out to us!" Me: "That's because you haven't said what you would like to do." Customer:

source The power of the Trade Unions may well have been broken in the UK, but the BMA (British Medical Association) wields power Arthur Scargill could have only dreamt about. Only last week, there was

I took on a customer who uses MailChimp to send out their Newsletter, or should I say, they send over what they want in the Newsletter I just have to add it to a template they already have. "Sounds like

source So I've had a member of the sales team leave. The next day I was informed that our Go-For was rooting around in the desk drawers of the now vacant desk (Why? What are they looking for?). A customer

Back in June of this year I sold a Dell OptiPlex 9030 All-In-One to a guy who, to be honest, was a right PITA and who had been mucking me about for at least three months prior. I should point out that

We need a fridge freezer, it's not desperate, we can manage but I need to replace the one we have. We have our eye on a nice Samsung one; however, it and many other makes are out of stock at the minute

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#9757 Laptop HDD Full Could somebody look at freeing up some space on my laptop hard drive, please: Drive Size: 236GB Used Space: 219Gb Free Space: 16.8GB Tomorrow would be great as I should be able to

Customer: "My monitor keeps flickering and then goes off. If I wiggle the screen a bit it comes back on but after a while it flickers again and goes off." Me: "Can you push the power cable on the back

I have a customer that only asks for Windows 7 machines, predominantly laptops. The problem is, as I keep telling him, while Windows 7 will install, we can't get the drivers for more modern hardware. Today

A guy rang me about four months ago asking about an AIO (All-In-One) machine. After going through a couple of options, he said he would get back to me. This is usually a sign of someone who isn't really

That moment you realise you're a tad curt even though you're in the right. From: Daniel ๏๏๏๏ Subject: ServerDepartment: [Dropdown] Message Body:T340serverCould I have your best price, please? -- This is

Seriously Can't say I'm all that serious ever, because I'm a dog and I can't say anything. But this is my serious look.

Day 1 Prospect: "Hi I'm looking for some refurbished base units and a couple of Monitors." Me: "I've got these lovely HP 800 G4 SFF i5 8500 3.0Ghz, 8GB, 1TB HDD, DVD, Eth, Windows 10 Professional, 12 Months

Some of you may remember a post I did called Seriously - Too hard where I explained how our green recycle bin nearly wasn't emptied. Little did I know this saga was in fact not over. On Saturday I nipped

image source We're all encouraged to recycle and in the UK and hopefully, around the world, we have separate bins for household waste. Our local Council specifies that the recycle been should be green

The company I work for provides Maintenance Contracts to its customers. Now there is a big difference between a Maintenace Contract and a Support Contract, in fact, the word "Support" is a very dangerous