"Due?!?"  "When am I due?!?" " What the hell?" "Is this really happening to me?!?" (I wondered these exact things, during the 15 seconds of complete silence. I could feel the eager anticipation that

It was a very hot summer’s day. All the neighbors were away, so I took off my shirt. While doing landscape maintenance for an elderly widow, I had to perform a hard-prune on an overgrown Spicebush. I rarely

 Yesterday, I talked to @rebeccaryan about creating a new challenge as a way to have fun sharing embarrassing situations with our great Steemit community. She encouraged me to do this and offered