I would like to take this moment to celebrate my WAEC result that was presented to me today by officials. I'd like to outrightly state that my result was indeed held back by cohorts of @atiku.abubakar

I support the NNPC on this one. What's the point of remitting it when they are still going to siphon it?

The grand Nigerian delusion/problem is neatly highlighted. An underdeveloped nation, that doesn't know it's place, but wants to rub shoulders with developed nations.

Let me take you on an adventure. No, this time it is not a boring story of a dog eating your homework. It's more gruesome: 36 million naira is missing in an education board office and cashier Philomena