As I post this just after 7 a.m., the air temp here in a suburb of Minneapolis is -28°F (-33°C) with a windchill of -50°F (-46°C). Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. And I moved to Minnesota of my own free will. 🙄

It’s 1 degree below zero here. Fahrenheit. Windchills in the double digits below. Wombats are not evolved for this kind of weather and to top it off I might be one-sixteenth Pooh bear, temperate creatures