here’s me guy. tuco, in the flesh making an appearance. today i slobbered on maria’s dress just after she finished getting ready. she was not happy about it. in other news i was able to get out of the

hey guys! it’s me tuco! i know i haven’t been on in a while but since maria moved out i don’t see her as often! in this photo i’m actually tied to a tree sitting down with maria as we discuss politics.

Nobody nose the trouble I see... -Tuco the dog

Hi I’m tuco and I know I’ve been missin for a while and that’s because I have to wait for Maria to come over. I’m just here bein all sleepy and lazy, not much has changed. I’m still pretty cute too. -

Hi I’m tuco and I’ve been super rude lately. I’ve been sitting on people wherever they are, regardless of if they have any room or not, and not budging at all. Apparently it’s become pretty annoying but

Hey guys long time no see. This is a pic of my sister Sophia holding me. As you can see, I’m clearly happy, I’m even smiling and looking at the camera. :D -Tuco the dog

I am Tuco. The wise and well behaved dog. As I’ve aged I’ve gotten much calmer and sweeter. However I still take up the bed and occasionally hump people in my family. I just sit here and sleep and bark

Hi guys! This is me just chewing on my bone. Sometimes when I’m bored and there’s no one to hug me or so annoying things to me I just chew on my bone and stare at people. Sometimes it’s creepy but deep

Hey guys it’s just me in my natural habitat lying on my chair in the living room. I actually smell pretty decent because they gave me a bath a couple days ago, even though I dreaded it, these people are

There is something so comforting about an animal who is just there to love you and be loved back. Tuco, even though you can be annoying you’re really the best dog ever. I love hugging and squeezing your

Hi I’m tuco the cuddler. This is me in my natural habitat waiting for someone to come lean on me or hug me or do something annoying. Some people are scared of me and think I’m dangerous. But most of the

Just sitting here pondering my thoughts.. maybe I’ll go for a walk later... try and beg for some treats when someone opens the fridge.. maybe take a nap.. eat some of my food... take a nap.. jump on some

Hi I’m Tuco and this is my spot in the living room. I get to lay on this little comfy bed in the middle of the room. This is one of the many places that I sit and lay. As you can see here, I’m laying next

Farah just came over to sleep on me while I was mid yawn. -Tuco the doge

Throwback guys! To when the vet would tell me my ears are too big for my head. Hehe I was really cute and little. Now I’m big handsome and brute. -Tuco thoughts

More pics of Tuco as a lil baby.

What? You guys thought I forgot about you, of course not. This is me and Maria napping together. We do this often. -Tuco the dog

Hi guys. I like to sit here and stare out of the window to see what is happening outside and to protect my family. Sometimes when I can't see I try and get as close as I can to the window. I don't think

Hey guys so you see my family's beautiful tree? Well every time someone comes over I get really excited (like I normally do) and was my tail and an ornament always falls off. Mommy is getting pretty annoyed