In a shocking turn of events, Satoshi Nakamoto, the anonymous creator of Bitcoin is believed to have had at least 4.26% Russian DNA. Obviously, no one knows who Satoshi actually is, so the conclusion was

Most interestingly, LaurentMT suggested recent mempool backlog — causing slow transaction times and higher fees — has been a result of this Moby Dick spam attack. For anyone curious about utxo’s, they