The sound of a xylophone could be heard repeatedly playing the same two notes. Why was I here? Where did I come from? Wake Up! Okay! There was a blue flashing light. "Out of water." Hmm. The

I realize if I said that in public, I'd probably have the police visiting instead of new friends. The world today is paranoid. Everyone is a potential pervert! Hello Perverts! Relax! I'm only messing around.