Should have kept that shield up at the end, but this isnolder footage. Enjoy :)

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After meeting the "story's" antagonist, we are introduced to a whole new species to pollute our genetic waters with! The Ana.. anga.... Aliens sure do look like hooded vaginas, but we won't tell!

So we finally meet... my frenemy who kinda, sorta killed my dad... I will make sure he knows the green garbage man is a symbol of death and destruction, more-so than his own sickly, grey self. Fuck that

We got a new look! You like? I bet you do! Going back out, we got new planets to explore, new species to fuck, and an entire new galaxy to fuck up with harm. But why does it feel so lived in? Why are there

Peebeee is this... thing... that we found in the last episode! She's annoying as fuck! So we're sure to have a grand time searching for ancient underground Remnant infrastructure, grander than even that

Well, since we're here, might as well get this new ship's dick wet and take her out into Andromeda space! After Liam calls us Freddy, we're ready! We got the planet Eos to explore, so why are we fucking

Oohhhh nooooo, oh no ho no ohnoohnoohno... We really did it this time, folks. This game is heading to new frontiers of laziness and shit-shoddy game production. But this is bringing me to this theory that

Ooookay, now I see where this game is headin'... Right to the center of a brown hole... But we can still have fun, right? Right? Guys? Hello? Aww fuck you anyways, I can do this all on my own. I am a true

Have you heard about this game? It's like no one has ever talked about it, it's so weird... Well nothing good that is. But can there be a treasure in the trash? We all know Youtubers act like cartoon

This game is hailed by many as a classic. Can a classic still be garbage? We find out! Now I probably won't finish this game, it doesn't hold my interest, but there was some good laughs at pig fuckers,

We did it! We warped to the center of the galaxy! But where does it ultimately lead? Only to disappointment. Even famous mathematician, David Hilbert, is unimpressed with the outcome of warping to the

Closer and closer to the core we go, where we'll end up, this guy won't know! Some people want to just jump in a player's game, not say anything, and pretend we friends or some shit! Fuck that! You come

Sean said no to our Trash Cave... So fuck it all, to the center we go! We go through black holes, so many black holes, and warp, warp, warp! We got over half a million light years to go, and the galaxy

I am the trash can rolling in the dark alley! I am the torn bag spilling foul-smelling liquid on your new carpet! I am the Garbage Man! We are doing it folks, we are building our bat cave equivalent! We'll