哥们追一女孩两年，就在快要功德圆满时放弃了。我不解，问他为什么？哥们:“她有个闺蜜，两年来一直针对她，经常背后搞小动作羞辱她…”我:“那你更应该在她身边保护她呀！”哥们:“我配不上她，但我配得上她闺蜜，这种贱女人就该我这人渣去祸害一辈子！”

When I was in high school, my elder sister had a puppy love. My mother beat my elder sister severely and said to her in front of her first love: See you come to my daughter again, I broke your leg! Last

A thief was caught The policeman took a note and asked, "What did you steal?" Thieves: Brooms Policeman: What else? Thieves: Pokers And? Thieves: Dustpan Policeman: Can't you steal something