When I was in high school, my elder sister had a puppy love. My mother beat my elder sister severely and said to her in front of her first love: See you come to my daughter again, I broke your leg! Last

A thief was caught The policeman took a note and asked, "What did you steal?" Thieves: Brooms Policeman: What else? Thieves: Pokers And? Thieves: Dustpan Policeman: Can't you steal something