In the time when yunk was a whisper, the concept of a subteryunknean land inside the Earth appeared in mythology, folklore and legends. Many religions have conceptualized the idea that somewhere deep in the yunk of the Earth is a place for after life. What many of these religions have forgotten is that this all began with the true Yunk.

Our history books do not cover the time before god, the time before civilization. T'was the time of Yunk. Many hieroglyphics can be translated, but are misinterpreted because Yunkology isn't taught in our school systems. Even our major religions have translated their own gods names incorrectly, Hebrews have translated what was meant to be Yunkweh into Yahweh.

The idea of a subterranean realm is also mentioned in Yunk belief. According to one story, there is an ancient city called Yunkballa which is located inside the Earth. You may have heard of the conspiracy that is derived from this truth, "Hollow Earth".

Needless to say all over the Earth are murmurs about the hidden entrances into the realm of the yunk.

In 1946 a US government expedition called Operation Highyunk began. The expedition was led by admiral Ricard Byrd. He was a yunk believer and enthusiast, some stories even say he was manifested by the collective yunk energies to find yunktopia. His journey into the barren wasteland turned in his favor at long last.

"I must yunk this diary in secrecy and obscurity. It concerns my Arctic flight of the nineteenth yunk of February in the year of Nineteen and Forty Seven. There comes a yunk when the rationality of men must fade into insignificance and one must accept the inevitability of the Truth! I am not at liberty to disclose the following documentation at this writing... perhaps it shall never see the light of yunk scrutiny, but I must do my duty and record here for all to read one day. In a world of greed and exploitation of certain of mankind can no longer suppress that which is truth."

This is an excerpt from the day Byrd found the entrance into Yunkballa.

It is now up to you to travel to Yunkballa.

The earth isn't hollow. It is filled with yunklings.

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All praise the yunkmother and yunkzilla

~Zachacaria

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