There is now a Jesus Coin.
The founder and CEO is none other than Jesus Christ himself (guess he got bored).
Using the cryptographic breakthrough of the blockchain ledger and anonymous cryptocurrencies, Jesus Coin has been developed as the currency of God’s Son. Unlike morally bereft cryptocurrencies, Jesus Coin has the unique advantage of providing global access to Jesus that’s safer and faster than every before.
It has many perks:
Sin Forgiving – Jesus Coin is negotiating with churches to outsource sin forgiveness.
Transaction Speeds – Record transaction times between you and God’s son
Predicted to Achieve $50bn Market Cap – Predicted by Peter (not the disciple).
“And there would be a cryptocurrency, and it would be wondrous, and the Lord would say unto thee followers buy thee Jesus Coin, at the highest possible bonus structure”.
I guess people are doing just about anything to try and get people to give them money during the current ICO craze.. At least it is clearly laid out as a joke. I wonder if people will give them money for the laugh?
