Well, what did you expected me to do? To title this post "Going full purge mode for 15 days"?
Nah, that´s not clickbaity enough, I had to go for a stronger post title and what´s better than to appeal to my carnivore and vegetarian followers all at once?
But I´m a meat lover, of course I couldn´t say good bye to my usual eating style without having a proper farewell... by going to Hooters!
No no, don´t be silly, I´m not going there because of the women in sexy clothing, I love going there on thursdays because they have an all you can eat chicken wing deal and the best part is, since we are in a third world country, you only have to pay 12 bucks. If you ask me, that´s a fair price for 40 chicken wings and two days of indigestion.
I haven´t been on a diet for decades but papa methabolism is telling me to take care of myself, that´s why I decided to...
Oh of course, before I tell you my plans for the next 15 days I´ll show you some pictures of my feast.
All swollen and tired but happy to see the All you can eat menu. Thursdays are the only day I come to Hooters because of this chicken wing deal. I have my brother to thank for this, the moment I arrived to Mexico from Russia he told me about it, thanks bro.
At first I thought our waitress hitting on me and giving me her phone number but it turns out it was just like her presentation card written on a napkin. Oh well, at least it was nice.
Obviously the first thing they give you when they realize you want the chicken wing menu, is french fries, that way they can get you to eat cheap food and when you start ordering chicekn wings you are half full. But I ain´t no rookie, homie, I never touch the french fries nor order soda, I have a strong will and wait until...
The first round of chicken wings arrive! Of course the waitress also know her drill and she stalls and tries to make you finish the first round before the second round comes but as I said, I´m a pro on this and my brother is a wizard when it comes to ordering chicken wings.
So it didn´t take a lot of time until we had the first and second round on the table.
A few smiles and some conversation with the waitress can get you anywhere amigos, I´m telling you, if she likes the table she´ll treat you nice and make you fat.
57 chicken wings - between the two of us - and I felt ready to start *The purge.
I got home and I spoke with 
So long story short, tomorrow I´ll start to eat healthy:
- Fasting until 11 am. Oh no, I have to drink water with lemon each morning, that´s my breakfast.
- No red meat - or maybe once a week :P
- Veggies and lean meat for lunch
- Nuts and fruits as snacks.
- Veggies and lean meat for dinner.
- No beer, chips, cheese, milk, tortilla and obviously no tequila.