The easiest, least greasy way to cook it is to put it on a plate and put a paper towel over the top, then microwave on high for around five minutes. It gets a decent amount of crisp going on from the grease that collects in the bottom of the plate. That grease is then absorbed by the paper towel. If there is too much grease left, you can press another paper towel down on the top and chuck it in the compost. This is the fastest and easiest way to delicious bacon.