My family recently went to the local farmer's market here in Illinois. We let my son pick out a few vegetables from one of our favorite organic vendors. All of a sudden, I hear "Dad, Dad!" I turn around to see my son holding this carrot. "This carrot has a little penis!"
Sure enough, if you look between what appears to be two carrot legs, it looks like there is a little carrot penis. I'm not one for crude humor (well, sometimes), but I couldn't help but share this.
You never know what you'll find at the local farmer's market!