What do mouthwatering flavors, fuckery, and plastic bottles have in common?
Keep your pants on, we'll get to that.
First, feast your eyes on these bad boys!

Yeah, yeah. I'm a little late for taco Tuesday...
And it's a little early for TBT. Hmm...(cauliflower) wing Wednesday? YASSSS.

That's more like it.
Now that you're sufficiently hungry,
Hive account@shenanigator and I have a special little announcement for you.

We're starting a sassy little spice business.
Sung to the tune of
Thug Kitchen (did the "fuckery" give that away?) with all the
to-die-for flavor of recipes from
Sharing Every Bite. Taste buds will be assaulted...the good way, of course. Mothers will gasp!
(Oh no she dih-ent!) And, naturally, all you need to do to make your food taste fucking amaze-balls is sprinkle this food glitter and BAM! You get a little something like this...

Want some?
Well, you lucky son of a bitch, you. We're giving out samples (within the US...anyone tried shipping internationally? LIKE DAMN.) All you have to do? Basically nothing. Comment and tell us why you want some.