(eating in public vs. defecating in public) what's the difference?

I'm at starbucks having to put up with the noise pollution of the panic response of skinbags around me. I remember it being referred to as laughter... You wouldn't believe what is socially acceptable in this reality. This thing is putting dead flesh of animals into the hole in it's face. It's as bad as watching the dead animals come out of it's other end all blended up. Gross!

IF YOU WANT TO EAT, GO TO THE RESTROOM!