Important to start the day right, except...
Ok. I had a sausage n' egg McMuffin from McDonald's this morning, the little noobs at the drive thru gave me a double sausage n egg instead. One road kill patty would have been too much...What a truly vile, disgusting, horrid piece of "breakfast" one could ever serve. Thank God their coffee is amazing, at least something good..
The UK sausage n egg McMuffin tastes like something a "Nan" somewhere out in the sticks would serve up using gamey road kill ol' cousin Ted hit with his Vauxhall Zaphira and served over mash with half a shaker of herbs over it to "improve" the rotting Badger meat. Must remember BACON n egg McMuffin next time...FOR THE LOVE OF BREAKFAST!! (Cry's and whimpers in the corner for consuming that vile thing) "Why, oh why?! North American sausage n egg McMuffin doesn't taste like road kill with half a shaker of cheap "Lincolnshire" knock off seasoning ground in" (why any of that, this isn't Sunday Roast?!)
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