So lemme tell you about this one time I baked a brain looking cake right. I was all excited cause well who doesn’t love whipping up something fun? And so I head out to the store, got my ingredient list, got the shmoney, got my spirit and all of that stuff. So I get whatever put it in a basket head over to the cash counter and wait until the dudes done and you know what’s coming after he’s done yeah? “Do you need a bag” well hell no son, you don’t see me paying for a nasty bag that finna tear halfway. I got this shit. And so I walk out the store with flour, eggs, chocolate and some other extra fancy cake stuff and try to pull it off while filled with regret, but what you gonna do when you’re Indian.
And so I get my ass home and it’s all Gucci, I get hand written permission from my ma cause I know damn well she finna whoop my ass for entering an unauthorized zone. The kitchen is like her sacred room, so if you got game and wanna mess it up, might as well just consider yourself an orphan. So I’m all set measuring and feelin the moment and got all my ingredients and I even did the ‘mix the wet and dry separately and incorporate thing’ well if you don’t know what that is, you gotta do this thing where you use two damn bowls, cause it wasn’t hard enough to convince my ma to give me one, and you gotta mix your dry ingredients together
And then your wet and eventually mix them both up.
I don’t see the point but I did it anyways because I was just feeling extra like those ladies at YouTube tutorials. Someone had to put me out cause ya gurl was on fire!
I got the oven preheating and shit and ever so carefully placed that cake in there and this satanic oven decides to attack me from below and yeah I managed to burn myself, probably the only battle scars I can show my children.
About 30 minutes into the process I had to check on it cause this cake black as hell and I can’t even tell if its burnt or just baking like it should and guess what I see : )
This lil G had the deepest groves you’ll ever see. I mean I took such good care of him and was so close to even naming him and he comes out looking like Benjamin Buttons.
But regardless of what it looked like, it was some real good stuff.
