Last Monday, like each morning I was making a coffee in the kitchen at work. In the corner of the kitchen we have a box of biscuits to accompany the coffee or tea.
The box usually has a large variety of biscuits, the classical biscuit double with a slice of chocolate in the middle, other biscuits with one side of chocolate, the normal biscuit without chocolate, another with orange flavour (Not really good, I'll admit) and the preferred biscuit for anyone at work, Oreo.
When I say Oreo, I mean the classical Oreo that everyone knows.
But this morning something strange happened because the box was almost empty and the majority of the biscuits were Oreo.
I thought, Ohooo, really good! Very lucky for me and my coffee. My eyes were still glued shut and needed a bit of coffee and sugar to wake up totally.
I picked up a handful of Oreos and went to my work place to start working. The morning was sunny, the birds sang behind the window and a light breeze with a spring smell stroked my face.
After I dipped the first Oreo in my favourite cup of coffee I nibbled the first Oreo and ... Ohooo my god! Who put toothpaste in the damn Oreo! I shouted in the office.
I thought that this was a joke. I said, I'll murder he culprit behind this joke. But this was no joke. This was real.
To my horror, I discovered that Oreo created a new flavour - Oreo mint. What's happening to the world? The people don't need to try Oreo mint flavour. The engineer of this is crazier than a bucket of cats.
Today you can buy to tofu ice cream, chocolate cupcakes with bacon, pizza flavoured chips and a lot more outrangeous flavours.
The company's food treats us as if we no longer fee anything. Please stop! I can taste your ridiculous flavours. I'm not a robot! You are sending my taste buds to a funeral.
Your packaging should say Oreo mint only creates heartburn
Oreo, please do the world a favour and stop making that nonsense
