Who wants a lovely pendant?

Hey, I hope everyone is doing well, crazy sale on crypto currency today. I thought i might give away some jewelry to all the great people on steemit. All you have to do is write comment with a funny joke below and get the most likes for your comment to win! For your own privacy, the winner can send me an email to sydneyboy24@outlook.com, and request where you would like your free gift sent to.