Disclaimer: The following only works when read with a thick Slavic accent.
(and under the influence of the refined potato elixir).
Slavic squat, best in class,
on concrete, or on grass.
Other nations we surpass,
we have semechki and kvass.
We all wear Adidas,
listen only to hardbass.
You no Slav? you no pass,
only fools mess with us.
"Sunflower seeds (semechki)"
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