Uh, seriously?
Fuel prices are at an extreme low right now.
And...
In the eight years I’ve driven for this company, I’ve literally spent four summers WITHOUT AIR FUCKNG CONDITIONING IN MY TRUCK!!!
FUCK OFF!!!
WHY DON’T YOU GO HOME AND SHUT OFF THE A/C AT YOUR HOUSE AND SAVE MONEY FOR THE COMPANY THERE??!?!?!?
It almost took a literal ACT OF GOD to get Eagle to fix my air conditioning by threatening to (GOD FORBID) sleep IN A HOTEL so as to escape the deadly heat.
I’m undoubtedly going to get fired for this but I don’t care.
Fuck You.
I have driven insanely dangerous vehicles for this company and kept on top of it all with no injuries to myself or others.
I’ve managed to keep unroadworthy vehicles on the road in order to make you and your family money. I have, on a number of occasions, figured out how to make money for you while you and your cohorts were writing my efforts off.
I have made you money when you expected to LOSE money.
Kevin once said, “I’d love to fire you but you’re making me TOO MUCH MONEY!”
For the first time in my life, Kevin gave me a monetary value. Kevin is my father in spirit.
I had three minor accidents in my first year. Kevin pulled me into his (really crappy) office, placed paperwork in front of me, and put his ass on the line for me.
Kevin said, in a crazy Randian way, that I was a profitable asset, that he could fix things as long as I didn’t screw up again.
And now.
I have to turn off my air conditioning amid the lowest fuel costs ever.
Kevin is dead,