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Frank Emsley
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frankemsley
mfm
2019-03-17 12:54
Honkies in cars...
I’m sitting here in, yes, Franklin, Ohio. Am I happy about being parked on a place named after me? The answer is: No. I was supposed to be home on Monday but the Atlanta loop crushed my driving time. Thanks
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atjack
2019-03-11 03:49
#TwitterReEducationCamps
Let’s talk. After Joe Rogan’s first softball interview with Jack Dorsey, Rogan brought on Tim Pool to tackle Twitter head-on. It was simultaneously amusing and frightening to listen to progressives who
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frankemsley
truckstop
2018-10-28 02:01
The Shell Truck Stop in Sumner, Washington: A Brief Dissertation (And, Yes, I Know that the Phrase, “Brief Dissertation” is Oxymoronic) on the Value of Good Employees...
I’m at a (Please, God, KILL ME.) Seattle area truck stop. I have to take a 24 hour break since I’m out of hours. During this time, I dealt with the same cashier on two occasions, I love this guy. While
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frankemsley
rare
2018-10-26 00:19
An open letter to Longhorn Steakhouse...
Here’s my suggestion to Longhorn Steakhouse... My daughter and I have an ongoing competition to describe how rare we want our steaks. Some of the honorable mentions are... “Hold a lit lighter above it
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liberals
2018-10-20 21:21
Symbolism over substance
I love black and white photography because it strips away subtlety. People sneaking into a theater to see a movie in the name of protesting The Hollywood Elite (AKA: THE) is still theft. Claim what one
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frankemsley
ai
2018-10-20 07:34
Artificial Intelligence
The number one word that Siri hears from me is “Sorry.” I never use Siri. If Siri pops up on my phone or IPad, it is because I accidentally triggered her prompt. When Siri pops up, I apologize. I did not
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zuckerberg
2018-09-29 21:29
Jonathan Livingston Seagull
Steemit.com has provided me the opportunity to sail well above the plane of social media. My words can be censored on FB but the original content cannot be be altered. Zuckerberg, Pig that he is, will
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shit
2018-09-29 21:06
Dealing with shit...
The funniest joke of the century... ME: Here’s my powerball ticket. What’d I win? CASHIER: Lemme check. ACTION: CASHIER SCANS TICKET, READS RESULTS. CASHIER: Out of five picks, nothing matched.
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trump
2018-09-26 23:13
Older FB Entry
Before I call Shelly, I have to unload on the ABC analysis on the primary crap going on tonight. She doesn't need to hear me going off ad nauseum on the pseudointellectual conclusions being drawn by the
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failure
2018-09-24 00:43
Steem.ua bullshit
Oh. You can help me increase my viewership on Steemit. Fuck you. The truth is that you either get it or you don’t. Period. Have a nice day. Promoting my blog to people that don’t understand my thinking
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retard
2018-09-23 23:39
Stupid pic...
Retarded pic...
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fuckeagle
2018-09-19 21:36
THE PRICE OF FUEL IS REALLY HIGH NOW. CAN YOU HELP OUT BY TURNING OFF YOUR TRUCK???
Uh, seriously? Fuel prices are at an extreme low right now. And... In the eight years I’ve driven for this company, I’ve literally spent four summers WITHOUT AIR FUCKNG CONDITIONING IN MY TRUCK!!! FUCK
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trump
2018-09-15 19:54
Trump and me. (Old FB post)
Trump has an axe to grind and he is out to show how real men get things done. I hate to admit that, on a much, much, much lower level, I have been in in a similar situation. Many Americans are waiting
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frankemsley
werner
2018-09-12 18:28
We need each other...
A note to my dispatcher: “Hi, Ken. When is Dispatcher Appreciation Week going to happen? Let me know so I can show up in Omaha to celebrate.” Ken’s reply: “LOL... FUNNY MAN...” My reply: “Dude. It wasn’t
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frankemsley
curling
2018-09-12 05:00
My Rant On Curling...
I heard somebody making fun of curling. Curling. They’re laughing at it and I’m like I’ve watched curling, I’ve seen it, I’ve watched it sometimes as long maybe fifteen... twenty seconds before changing
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media
2018-09-09 01:42
The Peach Tree Massacre Of 1989...
In the late 80s, 88 or 89, a deep freeze occurred in my home town of Grand Junction, Colorado. News broadcasters went insane. Their claim was that if the freeze continued more than ten days, the entire
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sessions
2018-09-01 19:47
Sun Tzu
I am listening to The Art of War. Trump is engaging in the art of war. My next book will be The Art of the Deal. Something tells me that Trump is intentionally appearing incompetent. If I am correct, Jeff
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frankemsley
elon
2018-08-30 19:03
Elon Musk Twitter Post
Here is my Twitter post to Elon Musk on his relative dissing of Nikola Tesla... “@elonmusk I just saw the video clip of you admiring Edison. All I say is “Slow Clap.” Fred Blassie said, “If these guys
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ta
2018-08-03 18:56
Truck stop wisdom.
It’s been a good day. I textedLauren that I was sitting across from a truck driver that sounded like Slingblade. I thought that this was hilarious. “Don’t reckon I gotta drive over no four-wheelers,
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nazi
2018-08-02 17:45
Where is my mind?
I just love the Pixies. What does this have to do with anything? I have no idea. I gave up Facebook a few weeks ago because of Facebook’s “need” to monitor posts for “Fake News.” Of course, Zuckerberg
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