1. Heart break is nt when ur love leaves
you.......
Heart break: is wen ur newly wedded
wife is in
the
kitchen preparing dinner and she ask "honey how many maggi should i put
in the
pounded
yam??"
2. Wen girls say, I luv u Jesus, boys don't get jealous.
*But let boys post *"I love u Mary" u will hear which Mary be that?
3. The way people inside a bus will look at you trekking is looks like they are in their private jet
4. U came to kidnap me with a G-Wagon and u expect me to shout. Abeg shift make I balance well
5. A good man should always be there for his woman even though she got pregnant for another man. Ahhwwwww, who slap me ✋
6. When you are broke you start remembering where you Ate and didn't collect change 😢