Remember to tip the TSA agent After your full body cavity search
Get inspired: make sure to write a hilarious stand up comedy routine about the inadequacy of airline peanuts
If you see something say something. Make sure to alert the flight attendant when you see a gremlin on the wing of the plane
People love Americans so make sure to mention how great America is whenever you can
Plan ahead: buy a Rick Steves guide book before you go on a trip to the Bangkok Red light district
Remember: Although it may seem like a good idea, pushing a Venetian Gondolier into a canal is considered rude by many Italians
