This, Hive account@zyx066, may go down as the best and shittiest post in the history of the SteeMuniverse or is that SteeMultiverse?
Either way, I found it shittily amusing, dramatically inoffensive (you will have to try harder in that quarter) but more to the point, alarmingly accurate.
I for one am not having a whale of a time on this portal, knowing that anyone of my last 160 posts can be and have been crushed by whaledom.

Minnows of the world (ha, ha, I haven't even reached that dizzy height yet), rise up and take over.
Your eSteemed colleague in arms - thanks for the laugh!