It has been some time since I've blogged about newbies, or newtomebies.
So I thought to myself, Self, Get To It!
Okay, that line may have been borrowed from 
I seriously cannot stop laughing at that, I really did pee a little- It's like his face was MEANT to be there! (Don't kill me D! )
Take a moment to marvel at the providence of that, color coordinated and everything...
Done marveling?
OKay then, down to business!
This first guy is fanfuckingtastic. Yep, had to say it like that because anything else wouldn't do. Do you like photography? Do you like humor? How about a combination of the two? Hell yes, slam dunk, let's hear it for
(THE CROWD GOES WILD...well once a crowd knows he's here they will GO WILD, woot, woot, woot, woot..okay that's annoying I'll stop now ;)
Check out the first blog of his I ever read, which was so good I let him sacrifice me to the devil
Then be sure to check out his most current post where he couldn't post because he was dying of the flu. Obviously must be seen.
And of course everything else he's doing, because that dude does a LOT. Of walking up steep mountains. Seriously, he must be in wicked shape...getting off track...
...back on, whew!
Next up, I'm going to stick with the humor tag for a moment and bring you the super fun, doesn't give a shiittt in the world what people think---
Who frequently blogs while stoned about being stoned, and even if you are not stoned you can't help but laugh at her shenanigans (yep, I said shenanigans, no other word would do!... anndd I just realized I got that word from the incredible, hilarious, freakkking awesome 
Like this post which is actually titled Not Giving a Fuck is Art Hahaaahaa, that crazzyy woman and her blue hair makes me laugh every time!
You love her already, don't you?
Okay, moving away from the funny tag and into the world of music, this next steemian has a voice like an Angel. Or maybe it's that she sings about Angels...Oh, right, it's both! Do you know Sara Mclachlan? Well this my friends, is quite possibly her twin-
I have to drop the link to the post she did for me (naturally) Listen to this amazeballs version of In the Arms of the Angels and tell me she's not awesome.
Actually do not tell me that or I will shun you! You will be shunned!
For her most current amazeballs song check out: Killing Me Softly withthiseargasm
EarGASM.
And last, but certainly not least, is a woman who sparkles with joy. Yep, I had to say it like that, haven't you learned by now if I say something a certain way it had to be said? Sheesh. Where was I? Oh yeah, this fine lady also happens to be the sister in law of 
He's a veteran here, my first friend and one of my favorite people/bloggers/authors/artists/philosophers on this globe. So before you do anything else follow him. That's an order. And then, go and check out his sister in law-
And watch her sparkle!
No! Not like Edward the Twilight vampire...Oh just go see for yourself!
Oy Vey.
And that is all I have time for today, but that does not mean there aren't tons of new, awesome talents on the platform-- and you can do your part by getting out there and finding them- then telling me about them so I can make more of these FABulous posts! ;)
NOTE: Remember most of these guys were brought to my attention by the hilarious, talented, fucking awesome
Note 2: I already have a few people in mind for my next newbie post, so stay tuned! ;)
Note 3: LAST ONE I PROMISE: Check out and support 
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