What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”
Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Learn sign language, it’s very handy.
I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy.
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