We've got some quotes below and your job is to decide if the quote is more appropriate coming from David Beckham or Reginald, our pet deer.
"I've had her, she's alright"
“Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had.”
"BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRR It's fucking cold here"
“Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side.”
– After being asked if he's a "volatile" player. We think you mean versatile, Becks.“My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.”
“That was in the past – we’re in the future now.”
"Hello cutie, now there's a tail a man can enjoy?"
"We're definitely going to get (his son) Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."
"I have come to accept that if I have a new haircut it is front page news. But having a picture of my foot on the front page of a national newspaper is a bit exceptional." - Becks on The Sun's coverage of his metatarsal injury before the 2002 World Cup
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