It comes in the night, when sleep escapes us. ideas thoughts, the days events rerun with alternative endings to make you the hero. Except how can there be a hero to a story whose ending is unknown to anyone. The way authors write a story is to start at teh end and work their way up from there.
What Tachyon Joke.
Kinda like the Tachyon Joke:
The tachyon orders a beer. A tachyon walks into a bar
Sorry, couldn't resist. All day I've been fighting with sleep, attacking me at inopportune moments, one of the worst being while in the middle of coitus (as some geek from the picture box would say), not mine of course, but my yawning did disturb the neighbors. Luckily though after that they spiced things up and I woke up a little. Though if we're honest the police at the door helped more than her scream.
I wonder if there is a market for words. And I don't mean a bazaar with ample parking the rear (like Nicky Minaj) that would allow one to learn new words or acquire them. Though some people seem to insist that knowing big words makes them plus good smart. I am less certain. Goerge Orwell (the one with the correctly spelled name I mean) was famous for using 3 words when 8 would do. This should maybe be a separate post. Oh well I've already started. Maybe the market is closed on a Monday and so we find ourselves here. Wondering through a haze as to why Nicky Minaj features in a post about todays events not letting one sleep.
let me include a picture as a thank you for reading this far.
Everyone meet Albert:
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Not sure why he's in black and white, but let's assume it's a racial thing. Maybe we should start a war. Everyone who like Albert upvote this post. Everyone who doesn't flag it. Nah that's just shameless vote fishing. Ignore that last statement, I could delete it but I won't. Albert is tired.
Since you for whatever reason got to the end. Let me tell you I want to start a Comedy Competition. Kinda like an open mic night but let's not put my face for radio on Dtube just yet. Maybe if we're nice Sexy matty will come by to say hello.
Rules will be simple:
- Post must include the tag "comedyopenmic", other tags optional
- No self upvotes
- Upvote at least 5 entries (assuming 5 people actually enter).
- If you really like 1, then resteem it.
- Winner will be who makes me laugh the most
Funniest after 7 days will get the reward. Right now I'm thinking 20SBD but it will be subject to change.
I will hopefully open it on Sunday so keep an eye out for the post. You all that made it this far so you get the sneak peak. Rules are subject to change keep in mind this is all a sneak peak.
Not sure what i'm expecting from this, but we will all find out together and I'm sure it will be fun.